Saturday, March 21, 2009

faggot balls.

So, i had a good Friday.
After school, went up to toby's house.
played some AST yo.
everyone showed up there eventually,
and the photoshoot pretty much didnt work out, but Karl taught me Summer Frigid Rain!
Went to grab some food with the bros, then headed back to Jimmy's for the night with everyone and the boys from Arlington.
Resident Evil 5's the shit.

It was pretty fun, just hanging out, not doing anything crazy for once, lolz.
Btw, Jimmy tells great ghost stories,

THE STORY OF FAGGOTBALLS

There once was a kid named Faggotballs, who lived with his mom, no dad.
One day FaggotBalls went to his mom and said, "Yo, Mom, Why'd you name me FaggotBalls?"
Mom said,"Shutup Bitch, get the fuck outta here" and proceeded to hit him in the head with a steel lead pipe.
After wards, FaggotBalls was walking down the street, and a ghost popped out of a tree, So FaggotBalls got a flashlight and a stick of yarn, tied the yarn to the flashlight,and "Indiana Jones'd" that shit around the ghost's neck.
Turns out the ghost was giraffe, so Faggot balls swungs up to his back with the lasso, rode to an orphanage, got two babies, then on his way back, a ghost popped out of a tree, so what did FaggotBalls do?
Threw the babies at it.

The End.

Story by James Fowler, Written By Connor Pasko.


You can look for this, along with few other short stories in any of your local bookstores.
Right now, im pretty much dead, so im gonna get some sleep for later.
I know I may end up Somewhere else.

Wednesday, March 18, 2009

I just wanted to say,

If the opportunity ever graces you, i suggest you put on a good country album, and share that milkshake with your cat.

Good, good Karma.
Great Karma.

There's a Unity tied between a Soccer mom, and a Flaming Dragon Ninja, Im telling ya.


The Average soccer Mom drives a total of 17 days a year.
Fact.

Cha-Chinnngg.

I hate pooping.

Yeah, i got a blogger.
how often will i update it?
who knows?
But I wanna be James oh so badly(not really, but i still love you:D)
Something fun happened today, but i cant remember what.
OH YEAH!
My fucking ankle's dead, because paul hit me with a golf club.
I drove to Walgreen's tonight to stock up on cigarettes, end up giving the last of my money to a homeless guy, guess i'll be starving now.



Word to yo Motha.